Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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