You just made me feel so damn special
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
