at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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