You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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