Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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