Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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