no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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