Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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