mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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