My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i drank out of a bidet.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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