Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't deserve a penis
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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