my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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