Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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