I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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