You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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