dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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