At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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