just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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