You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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