That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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