Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
