i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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