Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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