Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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