I just cut my nipple shaving
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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