Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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