Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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