no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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