Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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