He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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