ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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