I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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