Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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