I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Randomize
