The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i think i just naturally attract stoners
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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