dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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