No more Irish car bombs ever.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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