Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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