So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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