the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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