Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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