Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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