The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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