i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Semen is not good for contacts.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Randomize
