We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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