I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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