Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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