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Soap is not a condiment
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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