i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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