I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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