Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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