Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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