I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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