Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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