Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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