So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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