people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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