I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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