Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
The uberlube is also flammable
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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