i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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